PNSSHOGUN Posted July 23, 2019 Report Posted July 23, 2019 You can have this "masterpiece" delivered to you in person anywhere in the world! (or local pickup) https://www.ebay.com/itm/WWII-Japanese-sword-ULTRA-RARE-Sakabat-reverse-edge-blade-MUSEUM-PIECE/113828029442?hash=item1a80ade402:g:nSgAAOSw0qFdNldw Quote
ChrisW Posted July 23, 2019 Report Posted July 23, 2019 I... what... This is fishing for the fool of fools. I can't even comprehend anyone entertaining the idea of this. Truly, the samurai monkey is the most hopeful of any idiot I've ever seen. Further proof eBay doesn't give two hoots about anything remotely moral or honest if it furthers them getting that bottom line. Quick.. someone make an offer of $0.01 and see if they respond. I am sure if enough people lowball him he'll withdraw this shoddy piece of trash. If nothing else, it wastes their time like it has ours for even giving this a look. 1 Quote
Alex A Posted July 23, 2019 Report Posted July 23, 2019 One of the things that can get annoying about Ebay is a sellers unrealistic expectations, but this one is in another dimension Quote
Ganko Posted July 23, 2019 Report Posted July 23, 2019 I am ashamed to admit I wasted 30 seconds of my life looking at it. Considering the source I assumed it was excrement but my curiosity got the best of me. My assumption was correct. This guy is looney tunes. Quote
Brian Posted July 23, 2019 Report Posted July 23, 2019 What a nutcase.Doesn't eBay have listing fees that will cost him a fortune? Quote
Shugyosha Posted July 23, 2019 Report Posted July 23, 2019 I am ashamed to admit I wasted 30 seconds of my life looking at it. Considering the source I assumed it was excrement but my curiosity got the best of me. My assumption was correct. This guy is looney tunes. It's like a train wreck - you know you shouldn't look but somehow you can't help yourself. Quote
ROKUJURO Posted July 23, 2019 Report Posted July 23, 2019 A "KUBIKIRI" for those who have already got everything.....People who are in the position to spend 1 Mio. $ for a gimmick did not get to their wealth easily, so I hope that no possible buyer is so dumb to bid on this - even not for € 100.--......although it has no BLIZZTERS. Quote
Stefan Posted July 23, 2019 Report Posted July 23, 2019 Well, now I do have an laugh applicable. My tea is spread over the desk. The best joke this year. Quote
cisco-san Posted July 23, 2019 Report Posted July 23, 2019 ....but shipping is for free worldwide (except Russia, Italy and China)... :laughing: Quote
Stephen Posted July 23, 2019 Report Posted July 23, 2019 One tiny ding makes it out of the question for me. LOL 1 Quote
Ed Posted July 23, 2019 Report Posted July 23, 2019 I feel a strong presence also, the presence of BS. That is the same guy who alters the WWII flags, adding tigers and stuff. 5 Quote
Mark S. Posted July 23, 2019 Report Posted July 23, 2019 Don't you think we are being a little hasty? I mean: 1) NO BLIZZTERS! - You guys want swords with BLIZZTERS? 2) Strong presence in his hands - you don't like presence? 3) He'll never see another one in his lifetime - and hopefully neither will we. And to think... I only have $950,000 saved up... missed it by "this much" (fingers held an inch apart). DARN!!! 1 Quote
Surfson Posted July 23, 2019 Report Posted July 23, 2019 I don't want to defend this nut, but perhaps try to explain. When he lists a BIN at $1M, that puts his item at the top of the list when the shopper sorts by price. Voila, his POS Kubikiri is the first thing they see. That is why when I search, I usually only look at items that have at least one bid on them.... 1 Quote
TETSUGENDO Posted July 23, 2019 Report Posted July 23, 2019 Very entertaining John, this is one of the best delusional seller sagas I can recall, thanks I needed a laugh! Cheers, -S- 1 Quote
Brian Posted July 23, 2019 Report Posted July 23, 2019 One tiny ding makes it out of the question for me. LOL Now THAT had me laughing out loud 1 Quote
TETSUGENDO Posted July 23, 2019 Report Posted July 23, 2019 What a nutcase. Doesn't eBay have listing fees that will cost him a fortune? Compared to the potential profit the expense is pennies. -S- Quote
PietroParis Posted July 23, 2019 Report Posted July 23, 2019 As suggested by "Surfson", it is probably just a ploy to advertise his shop. Indeed, the description of the sword ends with: "Please see the many unique items we have for sale on eBay at THE SAMURAI MONKEY 42" Cheers, Pietro 1 Quote
ChrisW Posted July 23, 2019 Report Posted July 23, 2019 Ah Pietro's got it. He's advertising.. and its technically free advertising too. Quote
Surfson Posted July 23, 2019 Report Posted July 23, 2019 I have seen it in the guitar section as well. It works until several people are doing it and soon the prices exceed the GDP of small countries... Quote
16k Posted July 24, 2019 Report Posted July 24, 2019 I did the 0.99 bidding I hope you win and there’s no reserve! Quote
reeder Posted July 25, 2019 Report Posted July 25, 2019 Check out the one he posted this evening he attempted to polish and added mei for Emura. Quote
PNSSHOGUN Posted July 25, 2019 Author Report Posted July 25, 2019 Sickening, he did a home polish on it as well. Not the first, and not the last time he has lived up to his name and monkeyed around with swords, he's drilled a new hole to fit the koshirae as well. Quote
Greg F Posted July 26, 2019 Report Posted July 26, 2019 I bid $50 and Im so glad he didnt except it. Greg Quote
Stephen Posted July 26, 2019 Report Posted July 26, 2019 I upped you too $100.. Ebay says a savings of 999,900$... oy vey what a deal!#%÷÷×*&€ 1 Quote
vajo Posted August 1, 2019 Report Posted August 1, 2019 The monkey said it is much more worth than 1 Mio Dollars, maybe 2 Mio? Could one spent me 1 mio Dollar. I pay back after reselling it ???? Did anyone ask him for juyo token papers for the price? 1 Quote
PNSSHOGUN Posted August 2, 2019 Author Report Posted August 2, 2019 I would want a signed letter of authenticity from the Emperor of Japan. 3 Quote
peter k Posted August 31, 2019 Report Posted August 31, 2019 i sent him a message saying i'm prince bakayaro of the royal imperial court of Japan and that i would like to invite him and his tanto to my castle in kyoto. he hasn't replied. Quote
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